Content Update!

Woo!

I remembered how fun this is...

Haven't updated in a while and this one kinda fell out of relevancy but I present it now to you anyway in all it's THREE-COLORED GLORY:

AUTO COMIC 6: WI-FI
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(Slightly) more regular updates coming soon!

...sorry

It's been a while. I know.

I actually had this comic written last weekend but work and life got a little crazy this week. The reason for the huge lull in updates most likely stems from my recent M*A*S*H binge. I've watched almost all of 11 seasons of fantastic television but somehow it's not as inspiring as real life.

Fortunately for my reader, I went to Columbus to see my girlfriend again. In the presence of my Muse, inspiration began to flow and i was able to come up with a little something:

NO PLACE LIKE IT:

I'll go ahead and say that I drew none of those house-plans. I'll also go ahead and say that finding free house-plans to use in your comic is next to impossible. The town-home and apartment are actually images that I had to Ras2Vector.

It's always struck me how architecture is incredibly impersonal... If I were in charge, everyone would design a house and they would not be allowed to see a house before they'd drawn theirs. I think this in utero architectural training would be good for all people and hey, burglary is just too easy when EVERYONE'S HOUSE IS THE SAME.

Explination pl0x

I'm not sure what came over me with this alarmingly regular update... hopefully this means I could actually pull off a series...

But seriously.

I had a revelation today. In today's comic, I try to be as discrete as possible so as to avoid being classified as "potty humor" but I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know that URINALS ARE FOR PISSING.

PUBLIC RESTROOMS

Anyone with an explanation for this social weirdness needs to contact me

Dear You, I hate You.

I just drove up to COLUMBUS OHIO to visit my GIRLFRIEND and HAVE HER MAKE ME A STEAK. This is a drive that, for me, is completely devoid of enjoyment. On the way back, I was struck with sudden inspiration as I suddenly felt inspired to strike the jerk I had been driving in front of/beside/behind for the entirety of the drive. I give you AutoCOMIC #3:

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WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAINTAINS A SPEED? I drive 5 mph over the posted speed at all times because that's how my Daddy did it.

DEAR YOU,
There is most likely a button on your steering wheel that says "CRUISE" Have your Daddy tell you how it works.

I HATE YOU

Sex Buddies

Hey! a 'comic'! Inspired by my week of watching [scrubs] with my sister, I give you:

SEX BUDDIES.

This will NOT happen often...

At the risk of becoming xkcd's "Least Interesting Man in the World" I refuse to apologize to my reader for the infrequency of my updates.

As far as an actual COMIC goes, I've been pretty busy settling into my new job and whenever I get a comic idea I neglect to act on it in any way.

THIS CANNOT STAND

If I have to carry a notepad with me at all times like someone whose jaw is wired shut I will, but until then I promise to turn any comic ideas into something less abstract in a timly fassion and get back to updating with a comic WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT.

LAYERS

So why does AutoCAD call a set of lines with set characteristics a layer? Adobe CS has layers which are all just bits of the picture that you can change the draw order on but these layers nesicaraly reside in different planes. AutoCAD is a vector-based drawing program based on an X, Y, Z coordinate space, so why is it that in a 2D drawing, all the "layers" share the same plane?

Layers should be stacked like delicious, delicious cake. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

An Idea, a plan, Panama.

I've had this idea for a while now and because I have a Blogger blog now I am officially IMPORTANT and MY IDEAS MATTER. Additionally, I'm a college student, not a SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE and because of this fact, my sense of self-importance and idea of personal relevancy is currently hovering somewhere below "DOUCHE".

Back to this idea of mine.

I'm going to try my hand at a webcomic. I'll most likely crash and burn in an epic way, but that should be fun to watch too, right? After all, any scientist who studded something as boring as people will tell you that THE MOST COMMON CAUSE OF LAUGHTER IS THE DISCOMFORT OF OTHERS, and as the level of discomfort approaches soul-crushing emotional agony, laughter approaches ORGASM.

The first edition of this theoretical webcomic is currently an IDEA which is kind of like a promise but without the moral obligations of fulfilling it. I've got what i hope will be a unique twist on the xkcd formula by creating my comics in AutoCAD (thus AutoCOMIC; clever, I know).

LET'S SEE WHERE THIS GOES.